i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD
she told me it wasn’t funny
me in school
Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.
old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on
then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources
where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from
From inside ourselves.
fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me
Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…
there are no in betweens
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it.
if you bring a dog near me i’m sorry but i will pet it and talk to it like it’s a child and probably want to take it home
teacher: you’re 5 minutes late
when you say a great comeback without stuttering
I wonder if artists get jealous when other artists cover their songs and sing it better than they originally did